After a long, hard, week, Katie and I decided last night was a night to go out.
We decide that we were going to eat dinner and Life’s a Beach. Our waiter was nice enough. My favorite part was while he took our order, he was looking 18 inches below our eyes and asking if we wanted a dinner salad with our coconut shrimp. Katie was quite disgusted and so I told her that next time you notice it’s happening to make the gesture about them and say “Like ‘em?”. This action is humiliating to the perpetrator and ultimately makes them a little more gun shy. Just think of it as one less.
After demonstrating, another male waiter comments on his seeing it.
I start laughing.
Katie is now mortified and bright red.
Later on when we are reliving the moment on the way home, I remind her that I have no shame.
She says “I know.”